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Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
On a sign board in New Delhi: Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
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Appu: How do you know when you are getting old? Pappu: When the candles cost more than the cake.
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* Tomorrow all schools, colleges, and office will be holiday. Just inform to all.... . . . Reason: rozy miss ka kutta mar gaya...! Aaoo
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* ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta . Wat is d moral of this Line....???? . . . . Anek "ta" me ek "TA"
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* Unbeatable Truth- V realize tat value of life. Increases 1ly after its lost. Ex: A live chicken 75 Rs n Tandoori Chicken 180 Rs.
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* A woman kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money. Husband replied : I want more proof.
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* Doctor: Mrs. Nandini gud news 4 u. Nandini: wat do u mean by mrs. Nandini? I am miss Nandini. Doctor: O!! Sorry Miss Nandini,Bad News 4 u.
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* Boyfren: I like ur 'teeth' Gal: Oh really.. Why? Boyfren: bcos'yellow' is my favorite color Moral:- "Love Is Blind"
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* 8 Semesters 80 GB sylabus 80 MB v study 80 KB v remember 80 Bytes v ans. BINARY Marks v get, known as BTech (Brain Technically Empty)
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* A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
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* Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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