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* X: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband? Y: You should better ask my wife.
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* Husband: I had a 5ne dream last night.I dreamed I was touring world in a fine car. WIfe:S,I heard Engine snorting.
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* Teacher: What is Half of 8? Pappu: 0 if divided horizontally and 3 if done vertically.
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* Appu: How much of ur salary do u tak home 2 ur wife on pay day? Pappu: None. Appu: Hows dat? Pappu: She meets outside d ofce n taks!!
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* One of the Best Msgs that I have Received... Life is beautiful Terms n Conditions of Wife apply.
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* A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself,he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.
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* Appu: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U said dis is America made Radio.But wen I put it on, it says All India Radio.
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* As promised to Obama,India is giving jobs to Americans... Pamela Anderson is the first recruitment
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* Appu: What was the real reason of your divorce? Pappu: Our marriage.
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