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* Why do Indian women pray 2 God 4 same husband in next life? 2 ensure the efforts taken 2 train him in dis life,do not go in vain!
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* He : Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes. She : And what about the big wishes.
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* Wife: Dear,dont u think I hav put 2 much salt in Soup? Husband: Not at all,darling.There is perhaps not quite enough soup 4 salt
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* Woman: When my husband left me,he said: He was going to join the army for a Little peace.
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* Crack: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking abt her Ex-Husband. Jack: Tats nothng. Mine keeps talking abt her next husband.
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Appu : I am the 4th husband of my Wife. Pappu : You are not a husband but a habit.
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A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband. . . . . . . . Rest in peace - Till We Meet Again.
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Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives. Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.
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"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs". This is only sentence tat has all 26 alphabets of English. Be proud 2 b a Drinker.
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