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Teacher: In this exam,you will be allowed 10 mins for each question. Pappu: And how long for each Answer?
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Pappu: Excuse me,but I dont think I deserve a mark of "0" for dis Exam Paper. Teacher: Neither do I,but it is lowest mark I can give ??
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* Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Boy: What did you say?
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* Crack: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? Jack: When you are a mouse.
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* Appu : What is the difference between a nail and a boxer? Pappu : One gets knocked in the other gets knocked out.
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* Appu: Would you like me to help you with your homework. Pappu: No thanks, I can get it wrong by myself.
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* What's d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres are damn serious.
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* All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later...
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* I want to share Everything with u. ur JOYS, ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS Every single 2nd of day Let us START with ur ATM Password 1st.
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* There is a saying: If u want to be great,You must walk with great people.Seriously I have no objection u can walk with me.
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