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* Who is the Leader of Ducks? Ans. Frog Why? Because Frog is MAINDUCK.
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* I will be a reason for your happiness and not be a part of it n I will be a part of your sadness and not a reason for it.
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* Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining.
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* Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other God its hot in here The other one replies Oh no.Its a talking muffin
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* Girl:plz Do not follow me,Bcaz My Mother Is Coming Behind u, Boy:Do not u Worry at all,bcaz my Father Is following her
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* A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Said: Look Mom look,that boy n girl r Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
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* Girl: Can I hold your hand? Boy: No Girl: Why? Boy: because it will hurt too much when you let it go.
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* If you wait to be happy, you will wait forever However if you start to be happy,you will be happy forever Start Smiling and keep happy.
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* The height of mixed emotion? ur motherin law falls 4rm the 7th floor on ur brand new ferrari n u dunt knw whether 2 laugh or cry
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