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* Dream makes everything possible,Hope makes everything work,Love makes everything beautiful,Smile makes all d above So always Brush ur Teeth.
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* Do you Like me as I am?? Or do I haVe to Request GOD to impRove your taste ??
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* Wife said :I will die Hus replied:I will also die Wife again:why will u die? Husband said:bcaz i cant bear the excitement when u die.
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* Q:What did the gangster son tell dad when he failed his examination? A:Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
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* Engineering student 2 sweeper brother:I have got degree,I can sit in society.Wt do u have? Sweeper:I have the job.
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* Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. RANI.Before marriage. LAXMI.After marriage. BAI.After children.
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* Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think think think Marjava and Mitjava
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* A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRND n GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both dont exist.
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