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Can v do romance in the evening today? IAm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing n biting reply me soon urs lovingly MOSQUITO
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Teacher:Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Student:Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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Q.Who is the laziest person in the world? Ans:The one who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.
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* The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep Is With Your Feet On Your Office Desk
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* X opened a college, what will be the name of that college? guess X Medical College of Engineering for Arts,Science n Commerce
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* When a man s n trouble,famly frmnds Stand by his side wit smiling face. The Best Example is The Marriage Album
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* TEACHER: Which book has helped you most in your life? STUDENT: My fathers Cheque Book
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* Son:Papa whats the difference between mother tears and wife tears? Father:Mother tears hit ur heart n wife tears hit your pocket.
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A recently fired stock trader said This is worse than divorce .I have lost everything n I still have my wife
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Wt is Talent n wt is Intelligence ? Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence
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