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* Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women. Ans: magnets have a positive side
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* Whats the difference between Our Government and Mafia? At least one of them is organized
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* Boy to Gym coach: I wanna impress dis cute girl m gonna meet in 3 days which machine should I use? Coach:Use ATM machine
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* There are two words in your life that will open many doors for you. PUSH and PULLL
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* The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely
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* Doctor 2 Lady: u r looking so weak n exhausted r u properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised Lady: Oh my God I hear 3 males per day
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* Year 2020 Son to Dad:how did u meet Mom. Dad:Ah my Son It all started with a request, add as a friend on facebook.
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* How To Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As A Damn Irritating Song? Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone
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