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* Boys Rules For BIKES USE When Its NEW RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW When Makes NOISE Unfortunately Thats The GIRLS Rule 2 Handle BOY
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* Tea:Tel me 3Tenses with Example Boy:I Saw ur Daughter Yesterday Past We are in Love Now (Present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (Future)
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* from Signboard on electric Boxes Danger,10000 volts,TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs
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* Wt is Swarg? usa Salary,German car,Chinese Food n India Wife. What is Nark? usa Wife, German Food, Chinese Car n Indian Salary
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* truly Nog veg msg is. Chickens Egg Mottun Buffalo meat Fish that is all non veg
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* u r one of the most CUTE persons in the world. Just a second, Dont misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere
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* IIT Exam boy got 1 question Prove Sinx=6n boy cancelled N from both d sides. Then six=6
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* Braindetector activated,calibrating,now searching.still searching.get a good grip of your mobile.still searching.no brains found.
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* Two snakes meet each other First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip.
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