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Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful? Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?
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Pappu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.
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Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why? Jeetho: No, I can't think. Preeto: That's why.
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Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush. Son: What did you say to them?
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A sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.
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Pappu: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing. Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.
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Preeto: Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for money? Jeeto: Oh, I was calm and collected.
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Appu: Would you consider going out with a man like me? Pappu: Yes, so long as he is not too much like you.
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Insurance policy is an old man's passport to young women.
* Appu: How is your wife? Pappu: Good for nothing.
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Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful? Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?
*
Pappu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.
*
Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why? Jeetho: No, I can't think. Preeto: That's why.
*
Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush. Son: What did you say to them?
*
A sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.
*
Pappu: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing. Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.
*
Preeto: Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for money? Jeeto: Oh, I was calm and collected.
*
Appu: Would you consider going out with a man like me? Pappu: Yes, so long as he is not too much like you.
*
Insurance policy is an old man's passport to young women.
* Appu: How is your wife? Pappu: Good for nothing.
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