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Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes. Pappu: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
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Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Santa: Pinch the waitress.
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Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.
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Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When you are a mouse.
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Bunny (to receptionist of hotel): Can you give me a room and a bath? Receptionist: I can gve u a room, but u vl hav 2 hav bath urself.
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Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious.
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All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.
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Appu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Pappu: Its a fortnight.
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Wife: Can u explain 2 me how dis lipstick got on ur collar? Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remembrd havng taken my shirt off.
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Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes. Pappu: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
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Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Santa: Pinch the waitress.
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Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.
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Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When you are a mouse.
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Bunny (to receptionist of hotel): Can you give me a room and a bath? Receptionist: I can gve u a room, but u vl hav 2 hav bath urself.
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Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious.
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All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.
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Appu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Pappu: Its a fortnight.
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Wife: Can u explain 2 me how dis lipstick got on ur collar? Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remembrd havng taken my shirt off.
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