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Every man should have a wife - preferably his own!
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By the time a man really does understand woman, his wife wont let him out of the house at night.
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Good resolutions are like college girls. Easy to make, but hard to break.
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Appu: I would like some crocodile shoes please. Pappu: Certainly, Sir! What size shoe does your crocodile wear?
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He: What you prefer in a man - wealth, position, character or appearance? She: Appearance and the sooner the better.
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Crazy fact of today's generation. Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their fathers.
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Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.
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Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
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On a sign board in New Delhi: Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
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Appu: How do you know when you are getting old? Pappu: When the candles cost more than the cake.
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Every man should have a wife - preferably his own!
*
By the time a man really does understand woman, his wife wont let him out of the house at night.
*
Good resolutions are like college girls. Easy to make, but hard to break.
*
Appu: I would like some crocodile shoes please. Pappu: Certainly, Sir! What size shoe does your crocodile wear?
*
He: What you prefer in a man - wealth, position, character or appearance? She: Appearance and the sooner the better.
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Crazy fact of today's generation. Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their fathers.
*
Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.
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Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
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On a sign board in New Delhi: Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
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Appu: How do you know when you are getting old? Pappu: When the candles cost more than the cake.
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