One Line Jokes : Tomorrow

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Tomorrow all schools, colleges, and office will be holiday. Just inform to all.... . . . Reason: rozy miss ka kutta mar gaya...! Aaoo

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1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 111111 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11111 111 11 Ek number msg hai na...???

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ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta . Wat is d moral of this Line....???? . . . . Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

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Unbeatable Truth- V realize tat value of life. Increases 1ly after its lost. Ex: A live chicken 75 Rs n Tandoori Chicken 180 Rs.

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A woman kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money. Husband replied : I want more proof.

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Doctor: Mrs. Nandini gud news 4 u. Nandini: wat do u mean by mrs. Nandini? I am miss Nandini. Doctor: O!! Sorry Miss Nandini,Bad News 4 u.

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Boyfren: I like ur 'teeth' Gal: Oh really.. Why? Boyfren: bcos'yellow' is my favorite color Moral:- "Love Is Blind"

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8 Semesters 80 GB sylabus 80 MB v study 80 KB v remember 80 Bytes v ans. BINARY Marks v get, known as BTech (Brain Technically Empty)

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A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

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Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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