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* All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.
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* Appu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Pappu: Its a fortnight.
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* Wife: Can u explain 2 me how dis lipstick got on ur collar? Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remembrd havng taken my shirt off.
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* Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful? Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?
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* Pappu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.
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* Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why? Jeetho: No, I can't think. Preeto: That's why.
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* A sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.
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