Off'!"
Banta : it's my HELLO TUNE!
A sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend
asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
