Funny Jokes - Two Ladies Fighting

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty

A man calls 911 and yells: "Help! My house is on fire!"

The emergency operator says: "Calm down, sir. How do we get there?"



The man says: "Oh jeez, don't you have those big red trucks anymore?"