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Funny Jokes - When you feel lonely

When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!



I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me. You cry...I cry. You laugh..I laugh. You jump out of the window...I...I...I...look down and then I laugh again.



He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words


I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works


Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?


Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today


You know what I pray to God everyday in the morning that everyone gets a friend like you. Why should only I suffer?


I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful. I look at you..I....I...I'd rather look at the stars again!


Those innocent eyes..Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?
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