Funny Jokes - A bus station is where a bus stops

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!


im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up


If your face had "Welcome" written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat


A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.


it goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think
- teabag


U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.


UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%swe