Boy & Girl Jokes

Appu: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Pappu: Pinch the waitress.

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Teacher: In this exam,you will be allowed 10 mins for each question. Pappu: And how long for each Answer?

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Pappu: Excuse me,but I dont think I deserve a mark of "0" for dis Exam Paper. Teacher: Neither do I,but it is lowest mark I can give ??

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Indian women pray 2 God 4 same husband in next life ?

* Journalist: Tel me Major,did u ever fall in2 hands of enemy in any of ur engagements? Major: Oh, yes,but I escaped wen I got a divorce.

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* Why do Indian women pray 2 God 4 same husband in next life? 2 ensure the efforts taken 2 train him in dis life,do not go in vain!

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* He : Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes. She : And what about the big wishes.

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Husband Wife Jokes

* Appu-Oye!wat R U doing? Pappu-Recording babys voice. Appu-y? Pappu- When he grows up,I shal ask him wat he meant by dis?

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* X: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband? Y: You should better ask my wife.

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* Husband: I had a 5ne dream last night.I dreamed I was touring world in a fine car. WIfe:S,I heard Engine snorting.

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One Line Jokes

* Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.

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Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
On a sign board in New Delhi: Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.

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Appu: How do you know when you are getting old? Pappu: When the candles cost more than the cake.

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One Liner Jokes

* Pappu: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing. Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.

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* Preeto: Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for money? Jeeto: Oh, I was calm and collected.

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* Appu: Would you consider going out with a man like me? Pappu: Yes, so long as he is not too much like you.

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