They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked "how will we know which is your
and which is mine?"
Banta Singh said "its easy I will cut mine's tail, and yours will be the one with tail."
Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.
So the next morning confusion arose even more. Santa Singh said."don worry, ill tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the
one without the bell."
The boys heard this too so they cut the bell.
The next day, Santa Singh got frustrated and said
"OKAY!! now the last criteria will be that:
WHITE HORSE will be yours and BLACK HORSE will be mine."
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.
He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect
him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the
third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste
chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for
going forward, but only one for going back!)
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