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* Devils challenged angels 2 a game of cricket. We have all the cricketers, Said the angels Devils:no problem v have all the umpires
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* The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination
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* I am not scared of Proposing a girl, But I am scared about. What would happen If She agrees
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* Boss n Secretary went 2 a hotel. Boss asked, Do u want me 2 treat u as a secretary or wife? She said,as a wife Boss:OK then,Gud nite
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* dis cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT.
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* Doctor: You are in good health.You ll live to be eighty. Patient: But, Doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, What did I tell you.
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* I Looked For You Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere Just To spray MORTEIN
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* Its to hard to lose someone who is 100% loving 98% friendly 95% cute 93% sweet 90% talented only, Thats me.
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* old man asked wife. Do u feel sad when u c me running behind young girls? Wife:No not at all, Even dogs chase cars but they cant drive it
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