Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.
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Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
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Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.
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Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
