Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral > function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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