He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!
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Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
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Banta: Sante Aa Tu Nai Scootery Kado Liandi?,
Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.
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Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…
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Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hunde Ae?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
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